I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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