Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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