whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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