i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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