I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
