***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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