Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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