Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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