I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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