i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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