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• (804): View more from Virginia

  It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Me and my dog bond so much when im high.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  .....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.

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  so that's what that room is for...

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• (916): View more from California

  There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!

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