wrigley field is MILF paradise
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.