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• (207): View more from Maine

  I think we should see other people.

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  Already working on it.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!

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• (831): View more from California

  Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  ...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.

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