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• (205): View more from Alabama

  why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia

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• (916): View more from California

  Are you setting a date to bone me?

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  Are you accepting?

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!

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