I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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