We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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