did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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