You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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