Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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