I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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