his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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