I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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