Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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