Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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