he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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