I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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