Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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