I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Randomize
