You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
This girl is more easily done than said...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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