I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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