But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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