yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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