3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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