The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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