Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Two words: blizzard sex
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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