so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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