How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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