I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
