she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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