I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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