Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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