Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize