Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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