Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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