Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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