He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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