I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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