Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My ass is underappreciated
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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