You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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