He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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