this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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