Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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