She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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