Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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