Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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