butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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