sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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