And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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